Further to ‘Oh what a beautiful morning, NOT’

I just filed an incident report with the police.

I was asked if anything was stolen from my car.

I mentioned my anti-bacterial hand gel.

We laughed.

The police lady decided that it had to go in the report.

We cackled as we imagined the judge reading out the offence in court: “You are guilty of breaking and entering, and the theft thereof one small bottle of anti-bacterial hand gel. In addition to 200 hours community service, which I recommend has something to do with cleaning public toilets, I would recommend you see a mental health professional as getting yourself a criminal record for stealing anti-bacterial hand gel suggests a level of idiocy that demands immediate attention. Case dismissed!”

Oh, if only!

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One thought on “Further to ‘Oh what a beautiful morning, NOT’

  1. Jett Girl says:

    hot!!!! love that policewoman!!!! & angie dickinson

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